I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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