How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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