I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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