I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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