Umm I'm too high to move.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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