Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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