Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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