I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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