i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
