i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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