I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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