Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
