If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
