you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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