My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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