D3 body, D1 cock
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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