You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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