yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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