spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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