And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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