Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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