I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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