I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I understand Curling. That high.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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