All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My dick has a subreddit
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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