We won't sleep together?
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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