Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
