U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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