I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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