We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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