So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Little spoons don't ask big questions
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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