YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I need a beard to bite.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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