So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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