i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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