Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Hippo gnu deer
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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