Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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