Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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