if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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