Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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