return my video game
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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