hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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