listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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