D3 body, D1 cock
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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