So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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