I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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