can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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