Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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