It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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