READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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