My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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