Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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